Please tell me that we will have maid service to make up the sleeping bags and clean inside the tents also.
Absolutely. Her name is Mother Nature, and she gets cranky from time to time. She'll roll up your sleeping bag against the hangar and fence and you'll get an awesome fresh-water rinse for the inside of the tent, followed by an abbreviated version of the modern dryer. All tumble, no dry!
And, just in case you're wondering, it's an awesome bonding experience to be in town at the Suds Pub (local clothes washing shop) with 30 other campers drying out your clothes, sleeping bags, and pillows.