Dennis!
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Yeckkk..... who woulda ever thought? Certainly not me...
I remember about 15 years or so ago, I was in the store buying some spicy cheese Doritos and hot picante sauce and a brew. I was wearing an old t-shirt, a beard, (verrrry) long hair and old jeans. Not the kinda guy you'd want your daughter to come home with.
Anyway, out of nowhere this little kid - 3 years old? come up to me, arms open, saying at the top his voice "DADDY!! DADDY!! (oh oh...)

Walks up to me, and grabs my leg.

Well, As you might imagine, my heart skips beat.
Then Momma comes up (REAL NICE, if you know what I mean), picks up the kid and says softly, "That's not Daddy." They walk off.
She was definitely something that would make ya proud around the guys if ya know what I mean. I'd remember her. Too bad she was a stranger to me.

I looked up, and saw this older woman giving me a look that would melt lead.

Yep.
I'll never forget that one.

Gotta love it, I tell ya...
