Amy,

You mean you won't get to use your iPad before the world ends on December 21?

That's horrible.

I think you need some sort of special dispensation.

I'm told that Poobs is in charge of granting those sorts of things; although finding eye of newt and left-handed frogs for the ritual is probably a little difficult this time of year. But, with Internet shopping and next day delivery, it could be possible.

Warmest regards,
Rick