I know several retired (and not) airline pilots ... whats the difference between a jet engine and flight attendant? The jet engine quits whinine when you reach the gate (apologies to all hardworking flight attendants...).
Reg, my Brother of the sky -
Actually, thats closer to the truth than you would believe. I have to schedule these folks all night long (literally...

).
You have no idea what we hear. Ya would not believe it.
Hear me on this. You would not believe it in a thousand years...