Haha! LOL, Ed!
Reminds me of a high school friend of mine in the 60's!
We were out "cruising" one afternoon in his hopped up '64 BelAir, when he spies a blonde in a tank top driving a '59 Impala convertable about 3 cars ahead of us. Watching that long blonde hair blowing in the slipstream, he decided he had to meet her!
We followed the '59 across town and down side streets and through intersections, but it took forever to safely get around the traffic in front of us to a point just behind the Impala. We followed the pretty hair a couple more blocks, and the car finally pulled into a shopping center parking lot. We followed! As the Impala pulled into a parking spot, my friend pulled his BelAir behind, and started to get out of the car. Just as he got his feet on the ground, the driver of the Impala stepped out and turned to face us, carrying a sawed off baseball bat! This long haired bearded dude was pissed!
"Why are you two following me?" he demanded!
We couldn't leave the area guick enough!

Now, back to your regularly scheduled LSA discussion!