My mind envisioned the engine starting the handle coming off knocking out the pilot the plane taxiing away on its own and the pilot coming to in the air wondering how did I get here. We should do a video.
I had a hard-to-start lawn mover. I was giving it a hard pull one time when the cord broke, I lost my balance and fell flat on my back. Good thing I was standing on the grass and not the gravel driveway.