One of my friends is paralyzed from waist down. Some years ago he owned a 'Tinkertoy' Porsche, modified so that it could be driven by hand control or by regular foot control.
He and I were traveling on a cross-country trip - I was driving. Glen said he had to 'take a leak'. Since we were in the desert I asked if he could hold it for another fifteen miles or so to the next gas station.
Glen said, 'Don't worry about it. Just slow down a bit."
I did. He cracked open his door and, at sixty miles-per-hour, emptied his colostomy bag...
In my rear view mirror I noticed that the car behind us had on his windshield wipers......
