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Just chop his legs off. He doesn't need them that badly. WHOA THERE GREM!

Our 150s need all the rudder action they can get in a stiff X-wind. Seems to me you'd be cutting off his nose to save the face....
No wait, that's not right...
Cutting off his legs to save his, uh....er...
Nevermind.
You get my drift, (or crosswind)so to speak