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Something for your passengers to stand on while embarking and dis-embarking
Mine have labels that say "NO STEPS".

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Something to hide the flat spot/damage/etc to your tire(s)
That's a good thing

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Something to add to the time necessary to change brakes or tires {you do rotate your tires every 100 hrs don't you?}
That's what my A&P is for.

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Something to crack and break, needing repair
No arguments here.

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Something to discourage you from checking or adding air to your tires, contributing to a short tire life
I have a monthly schedule to force me to do it.

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Something to pack up with grass or dirt on a soft field

My home base has concrete runways, and I don't land at grass or dirt fields.

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Something to add to your nose gear shimmy problem
Ssssayyyy aaaaggggaaaaiiiinnnn???? (chattering teeth)

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I just cannot really think of a good reason for having them.
Oh! but the ladies think they're so cute


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